PROGRAMMING:The only reason why i am fit to live again !!!

It's been over a year now that i ever thought of updating my blog but i must be real with you that a lot have happened and much more have being said....W T F..WHO CARES ??? Those close to me would agree am much been fair in confronting and handling issues popping up but i must say it isn't funny either so if you don't see me smiling NEVER MIND,NEVER FROWN,just try show me some LOVE !!!

Let's proceed to my world.....Where we exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias.I seek after knowledge and my crime is that of curiosity, something you will never forgive me for..as they don't understand that this is something that is exciting, rather they think of us as some twisted freak trapped with some idiotic deformities.

Yeah,am a software-freak but very passionate about programming because it's fun and interesting though challenging,and you can be sure when you talk about stuffs like football I'm damn weak.

In a nutshell,If you don't know this sh1tty stuff,practice and read more books,give it 10 hours per day or more as a start and you will make it good enough in no time and for total control over this, you gotta :

* TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT IT'S OVER
* TELL YOUR FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE TO F*C*K OFF
* TELL YOUR PARENTS TO DIE AND TAKE OVER THE HOUSE
* NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE UNLESS TO BUY FOOD OR DRINK OR DRUGS


COME JOIN MY FELLOWSHIP & Don't just go on chat like i do because of the ladies..lol... and minimize your alcohol intake if at all you do.

I have written lots of working and non-working silly little scripts during my leisure and i would love to share some with you.Please note that to make my NON-WORKING SCRIPT work,you will need to create/generate my own class library components from existing ones,work out some API shit,trash-out some multiple inheritance amongst others.Developing and Improving a complete GUI Independent Deployment Environment for all programming language remains one of my major concern so as to foster code reusability,maintenance and coding cross-platform for programmers.


//WORKING SCRIPT USING VISUAL STUDIO.Dedicated to all lovers & Feb14

#include
void main()
{
char a,b,c,f;

a="i";
b="love";
c="u";

f=a+b+c;

printf("The value is:%c",f);
getchar();
}


/*NON-WORKING SCRIPT FOR MY BLACKBERRY ..language SYNTAX is 340..lol.*/

viod AboutMe {
vchar User,BBpin;
User='k3n'
BBpin='1FCK2U3'

try {
if(user.matches (BBpin))
{
sysadm.write(ping.start());
}
catch(BerryException e)
{
sysadm.alert("THIEF OLE" /t/t +e.getmessage());
}
return;
}
}


/*NON-WORKING SCRIPT FOR BLACKBERRY LOGIN USING YOUR IDE...lol
Don't bother asking for the language i used in writing this...lol*/

viod BBlogin {

static vchar User="";
final vchar BBpin="";

string User=new string("name");
string BBpin=new string("pin");

login klog=new login();

sysadmin.write("Welcome To BlackBerry\n Please Login");
sysadmin.write("***********************************");

sysadmin.write("Please Enter User"/n);
klog=readIn.name(); //scanner

sysadmin.write("Please Enter BBpin"/n);
klog=readIn.pin() {

try {

File datafile= new File("dbadmin.txt");
FileWriter kwrite= new FileWriter(klog);
klog.write(name);
kwrite.write("\t");
klog.write(pin);
write.close(); }
catch(Exception in){
in.WriteStackTrace();}
finally {
try {

if(klog.equals (name,pin)) {

sysadm.write(ping.start());}

catch(BerryException bbe)
{
sysadm.alert("Password mismatch Please try again" +bbe.getmessage().exit(0));
}
return 0;
}
}
}
}

Hearing from like-minded folks as well as seeing amazing programmers in their natural habitat is always a thing of beauty so feel free to Channel your comments and opinions(negative/positive) to "deremmy AT gmail DOT com"

NOTE FOR 5cr1pt-k1dd13:Save your software,skills and time by not trying to gain access because it's a NULL mailbox !!!

HAVE FUN & KEEP LEARNING !!!

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